vaginal yogurt

Milky and pasty mucus substance that ozzes from a women's Vagina.

I was down there playing around with her and Rob dipped into some of that vaginal yogurt!

by Samww August 3, 2006

neck vagina

neck vagina: a large, deep hairy or hairless horizontal crease on the back of a man's neck.

At the meeting, we were all so distracted by Gord's neck vagina that we took up a collection to buy him some panties to cover it up.

by Ollie Doll December 17, 2011

Strangled Vagina

When someone is a little cunt and wont shut up and keeps bitching.

Omg that kid is being such a Strangled Vagina, I wish he would just shut up.

by WootALoot July 14, 2009

Baggy Vagina

Female genitalia with enlarged diameter and depth.

I used the electric reamer on her last night to open her up a bit, now she has a baggy vagina!

by On3 April 25, 2006

Sabertooth Vagina

A vagina who's sexual activity has been neglected. These vaginas grow teeth and reach out to eat people out of horny desperation. In other words, a pussy gone wild. Variations are the Tyranasaurus Vagina, Mastadon Vagina, Woolly Mammoth Vagina (derrogatory), Hippopodumus Vagina, etc. (Basically anything large and terrifying with teeth will do be creative, however, sabertooth is the most appropriate because of it's derivative from pussy)

Dude! I need to get laid! I'm starting to grow a Sabertooth Vagina below the waist!

by Fey Queen October 27, 2009

vagina-safe

The condition of a male's (or female's) fingernails after clipping, filing or otherwise manicuring, enabling them to explore or stimulate a woman's vagina without tearing, ripping, scratching, surgically removing the clitoris, or otherwise causing discomfort.

Her: Holy shit! That hurt. What did you stick in there - a broken bottle?
Him: Sorry. It's my fingernails. I haven't had a manicure for a while.
Her: Well don't put them back in there till they're vagina-safe.

by BrizVegas May 15, 2006

gargantuan vagina

Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003