Ur mom

The person I fucked last night

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.

by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022

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Get the Ur mommug.

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

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Get the ur mommug.

ur mom gay

no u

shut up ur mom gay

by Gamepreie May 27, 2018

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Get the ur mom gaymug.

ur mom

Any day is ur mom day so when you call your friends mom hot he cant get mad

YOU:damnn ur mom is so hot dude
friend: what the hell did you just say about my mom
You:chill its national ur mom day so you cant get mad at just because ur mom didnt come back last night cause she stayed over at my house
friend:ugh im so tired of your national days
You;heheheh

by urrrrrrrrrrr mommmmmm January 24, 2022

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