Twitter

hell

"Oh hey are you going on Twitter?"
"If by Twitter you mean hell then yes"

by Omnizoid January 30, 2022

Ace of blink twitter

When someone mentions the “ace of blink twitter” they are referring to @RUKAPINKIYA. She is the best blink on Twitter hands down :))

RUKAPINKIYA is the ace of blink twitter.

by RUKAPINKIYA March 16, 2022

Twitter

Twitter is basically 1000000 tons of toxic waste all compiled into one website. If we deleted it, the sea levels would probably be back to it's level in 1922.

I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)

by thiscatisd September 13, 2022

twitter

pornhub 2.0

person 1: dude my wifi won't let me watch porn!

person 2: bro just use twitter lmfao.

by i give good descriptions October 31, 2022

Follow me on Twitter

An easy way to piss of a large group of people.

Person 1: "Follow me on Twitter bro"
Person 2: "Loser bitch ass"

by g2em4 July 11, 2023

twitter oder

An online ODer who dates online on twitter, dates people on twitter and might possibly get raped online.

"Ugh, this person is being such a Twitter ODer, I think I'm gonna puke."

by Daj Dagger September 24, 2017

Twitter Morbidity

The point of no return in language development, after which words are only officially recognized when they saturate the Twitterverse on a given day, leading to language death.

"English is afflicted with Twitter Morbidity, our culture is doomed."

by Truly Tish February 9, 2014