Twitterbait

Obsessing over Twitter or tweeting when no-one or very few people are following you.

Alt. The belief that all your most inane musings are important to others.

Twitterbait - The VP of Sales spent all afternoon in his office learning to Twitterbait.

by jotracy July 14, 2009

twitter

the very sensitive area between a womans twat and her shitter

she moans when i play with her twitter

by bw3 September 18, 2010

Twitter balance

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.

Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.

by Joel67 December 3, 2010

twitter

the area of space between your twat and the shitter

Girl-"It smells awful by the twitter."
Guy-*Sniffs* "Eww... what did you eat?"

by SmellyTweet February 25, 2011

twitter virgin

someone who has never signed up on the twitter site or experienced a twitter phase

-Have you joined twitter yet?
-Nah, man. I'm still a twitter virgin

by thehelp December 31, 2011

Twitter bomb

The act of posting one tweet after another, thus filling up your followers feed.

Jack just twitter bombed my feed. He posted seven tweets right in a row about the same damn thing.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

Twitteral

Someone who consistently uses Twitter.

For a public figure, he was quite vocal, not to mention very Twitteral.

by I.an May 29, 2013