Torkle

The act of males to masturbate on a Biscuit the last one of masturbate must eat the biscuit

Synonym: soggy biscuit

My cousin and i torkled in the living room.

by Torkle5 January 27, 2009

Wild Turkey Gobbler

When a woman (or man) is suck your dick while on their knees. The person who is not smiling like a donut (the one receiving) spreads their nut sack onto the persons neck and proceeds to make a turkey noise.

Dude my girl was giving me head on Thanksgiving and that's the only reason I think I got away with the Wild Turkey Gobbler.

What the Fuck is the Wild Turkey Gobbler?
Get down on your knees and SMILE LIKE A DONUT and I'll show you. Gobble gobble fucker

by Firework Master December 2, 2009

purple headed turkey neck

Slang for the Penis.

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

Tickle My Turkey

during fellatio: the member giving head waits for the receiver to approach orgasm, gently tugs downward on the hairs at the base of the scrotum, and with the other hand, violently punches his or her partner in the grundle.

During a well-timed, professional Turkey Tickle, the impact of the taint hit will occur simultaneously with ejaculation.

"Even though I have been urinating a mixture of puss, blood, and piss for months, I still make Susie tickle my turkey every morning."

by David and Erich December 26, 2008

Turkey Jerk

A term to describe male masturbation.

"I'm going go Turkey Jerk, see you in a minute!"

by Spam Fan December 9, 2006

Turkey

Besides the popular definition of a large bird, a Turkey, is a formerly FAT male, who still isn't thin, but passable and of some attractivness who runs into trees. He is also likely to treat girlfriends like friends, unless in need of some action. Most likely into film and music, in his sad attept to be talented.

That guy is such a Turkey. He ran into that tree, and it could have been avoided if he just hung out with his girlfriend tonight.

by CalamityJane December 14, 2006

tuckle

the knuckles on your toes. Usually where the hair grows.

man bruce, you sure have some hairy tuckles

by lettsome July 1, 2008