Tesco Tuesday

tesco tuesday is a very special day where on every tuesday, the british public will go to tesco on a tuesday

if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit

john: what day is it today?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?

by ptrlol July 27, 2022

Dirty Tuesday

When the day is tuesday and you shit all over yourself and are forced to eat it by a gorilla who is gay and so he kisses you sexually on the lips.

I had a dirty Tuesday yesterday. It was total ass

by JeromeandOrome August 21, 2022

Cheerio tuesdays

Tuesday is the day I put cheerios up my bum

Crackhead chris: I am going to put cheerios up my bum on Tuesday

Tweaky Tyler: why

Crackhead Christopher the Third: Cheerio tuesdays innit

Tweaky Tyler: fairs

by Reggiedownthestreet August 31, 2022

Train Tuesday

Train Tuesday is where we celebrate trains and always have to use trains and not another transportation vehicles

Hey dude guess what!
Your gay?
No you dumbass, It is Train Tuesday

Oh.
Cool right?
Yeah I guess so…

by Harrison_Ford_Real September 1, 2022

Late Tuesday

When you don’t pull out in time so you just get lube, cum, and shit all over yourself

Dickhead one: so how was it with Jeremy
Dickhead two: oh it was just another Late Tuesday, fluids everywhere

by Gabae333 January 9, 2023

Dirty Tuesday

A dirty Tuesday is when u nut and spit in a girls anus, then she farts in onto a sandwich and you eat it like a condiment

I love me a dirty Tuesday!

by Big Dingus 05 February 19, 2023

Sneaky Tuesday

Where a man inserts himself in the back door sneakily on a crisp tuesday afternoon while there’s a full moon out.

Bro i just hit my girlfriend with the sneaky tuesday

by Sneaky Tuesday March 1, 2023