turtle snack 

this is when a man with an extremely tiny penis enters waist deep water and waves around his tiny pecker in an attempt to seduce a female or gay turtle into giving him head

Philly: yo have you seen Koop?

Ryan: no he's probably down at the pond turtle snacking again..

Philly: wow what a fag. He can never smoke blunts with us again!!

turtle snack by spitzG563 June 20, 2014

Turtle Top Hat

When a man takes home a woman who chose to wear a top hat out to a formal event. Right after she falls asleep, he ejaculates around the rim of the hat, then puts it back onto her head. When she wakes up and her hair has fused to the hat and protests, he simply pulls the hat down forcefully causing her head to pop out of the top of the hat, much like a turtle peeking his head out of his shell.

The bed didn't have any sheets so I couldn't Superman that hoe, but luckily I was able to still Turtle Top Hat her shit.

Turtle Top Hat by Turtlejournal January 8, 2009

Awkward Turtle 

A hand motion to display feelings of akwardness to a few people without everyone knowing. Hand on top of hand with the two thumbs rolling. Text symbol: 'O,

Speaker 1: Hey can I have your baby?
Speaker 2: * Awkward Turtle hand motion *
'O,

Awkward Turtle by Joedun23 July 29, 2010

Turtle 

When someone tries to act tough but is a floppy nothing!

I hate you
Well your a turtle you try to act tough but your just a floppy nothing

Turtle by shela specia; April 17, 2017

turtleneck

a sweater with an extra long neck to cover those hickies

Did you see Karen's wearing a turtleneck??

In July?! She must be hiding lovebites!

turtleneck by angelofrelevance April 28, 2020

Turtle Style 

When having sexual intercousre with a girl that has extreme back acne "Doggy Style". By placing a pillow over top of her back to not see the groteque sight is the difference between the two. It was named by the girl looking like a Turtle in the process of intercourse.

Guy 1: Dude you know Debbie? I hit that last night. Turtle Style
Guy 2: Yeah, cool dude. I heard she had bad back achne.
Guy 1: Yeah I put a pillow on it, that stuff was nasty.

Turtle Style by Awesome_cakes January 21, 2011

fuzzy turtle 

The act of pressing your scrodum between your butt cheeks, leaving a view from behind to that of a "Fuzzy Turtle"

"While driving down the road last night, Gary gave the passing car a fuzzy turtle"

fuzzy turtle by Boo-Rad September 3, 2007