trouser whistle

fart

Guy #1 in elevator: Was that you, blowing that trouser whistle?
Guy #2 in elevator: Yeah.
Guy #1 in elevator: Dude! You couldn't wait to get out of the elevator first?

by JB_in_3D February 22, 2011

Troutmanning

Dancing with palms constantly open, hoping for high fives.

"Kit was 'troutmanning' on the dance floor last night and everyone was high fiving him."

"That guy is a troutmanner, acting like fool on the dance floor.

by onehuskerfan February 11, 2013

trout yogurt

Yogurt that smells like pussy

That shit smells like trout yogurt

by Greg's January 8, 2014

Trouser Plowin

When you have an incredible an irresistible urge for an ass itch from a roid flare up or swamp ass (residue left from a lack of a good wipe after dropping a deuce) and a manual clearing of the ass is needed. Most often this is expressed with a surface scratch on the outer layer of the pant. But on occasion, when no one is looking, and only when necessary, it is a full in hand on ass scratch free for all.

I ate taco bell tonight.

"yeah, so?"

I needed to the hit the head afterwards, but I mustn't have gotten it all because now I find myself Trouser plowin trying to get at the leftovers.

by Mannimal October 2, 2014

trouser press

Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item

He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.

Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.

by Townsman December 30, 2014

mexican trouser burn

Rug burn on your dick. MTB for short

dude, i got mexican trouser burn last nite. it hurts like a bitch.

by MTBftw April 11, 2011

magic trousers

Like Jack ups short trousers that hover above the ankles earning the name 'magic' trousers.

Dudette: HAHAHa.. look at that dudes magic trousers..
Dude: Who me?
Dudette: Aw shit..

by Searching for Pizza September 25, 2013