Blank Tape

Gay pop-punk band that has catchy FAGGOT song =D

Billy: "Have you heard of that band Blank Tape?"
Joe: "Yeah, they are a bunch of lameburgling fanny bandits!"

by Fanny Bandit September 23, 2007

Tapestry

1.) a beard that hangs at, or below, the testicles. 2.) a beard that has not been groomed in several years, such that you would hang on a wall. 3.) hair that covers a person from head to toe.

"Drew definitely has a tapestry"

"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"

by e a r l y March 16, 2008

Ticker Tape Parade

Tossing off all over yourself or your partner.

I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!

by Woodside Billy April 8, 2009

trapezoidal

insane, different, unique. one who is not afraid to be themselves.

Brittain is seriously trapezoidal.

by Brink February 18, 2004

Tracey Island

When you are laying in a bath and you poke your bellend up through the waters surface, creating a small 'island' of bell.

You then proceed to rub the base of your penis slowly so as to not to create waves, and shout "Thunderbirds are go!" as you ejaculated.

"Sorry I was late to dinner, I was giving myself a Tracey Island before I got dressed."

by Lord-General Foamington January 23, 2018

the tape

A VHS tape which consists of poorly taped, and edited scenes from movies, and television randomly inserted, repeated, and paused, created by Rizzo in his basement. Poorly taped, as it may be, it still provides hours of entertainment. Mainly the content on the tape can be classified as chomedy, only two are in existance, and soon we fear that they will become extinct.

1. You're watching 15 pure minutes of Benny from Total Recall. It's the tape.
2. Schwarzenegger keeps kicking down a door whilst DeVito tries to stop him "Aw no!" The tape!
3. Out of no where Hulk Hogan is in a big rig smashing through an ambulance! The Tape.
4. What're you gonna do with those pies boys?
5. A bunch of random heads explode.
6. Oh baby take me to heaven! Your request is my demand! AW NO!!!
7. Kurt Russel keeps saying "Wang!"

by Kyle Ligenza March 2, 2008

Cassette Tape

A cassette tape, The Original Mix Tape that isn’t on your phone as a playlist. The Cassette Tape is a music format that was first invented in 1962 and used through out early 70’s-late 90’s. Cassette tape was the original way of portable music just like its device it has to be played on the walkman which is another classic piece of technology created in 1979 by Sony, Cassette Tapes were as great as a new toy you got when you were a kid that no one else got but as great at it is and just like a kid it goes away and gets older in 1997 the first MP3 players came out getting rid of the tapes all your music that you listen to could now be miniature and digital! You want some Bon Jovi, Pink Floyd, Foo Fighters or even Nirvana you could get it on an MP3 and then 2007 came along and cassettes have died off just like the Walkman and now we have the great and amazing IPhone, Androids and several other phone companies that are still here as of today in Sunday August 19th 2018. Even though cassettes died off that doesn’t mean there are still people who enjoy taking a look back, there are is still at least one blank cassette producer I know of and that is Maxell and not only that but the Walkman is still making appearances to this day in movies and by the people like the movie Guardians of the galaxy and several record stores or vintage collectors! This is the end of the definition but I highly suggest picking up a Walkman and see experience music on a new format

Scott: Hey Jennifer you got the Cassette Tapes?

Jennifer: yeah totally you got the Walkman?

Scott: you bet

Jennifer: Far Out!

by Retro Definition August 19, 2018