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Triple Trainer

An absolute insult you can ever receive.

A deceptive combination of, "We Think We Know", "Yo Momma Gay", and "You're gonna buy this shit anyways (You Fat Fuck)".

Often used by corporate zombie misanthropes who spread depression over intercoms for a living. Ten points if you are capable of explaining why you say the word after you say it, but chances are you got hit by a bus mid sentence, metaphorical or otherwise.
"Can Mr. Faulkner in the Bulbasaur T-Shirt walk down aisle 4 because we called you a triple trainer, please?"

"We know you're lucky for being a triple trainer cause all you did today was play video games and jack off." *INTERCOM STATIC*
by ForbiddenRamen May 27, 2023
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Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023
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Greek trailer hitch

You must first find a piano dolly or any form of chair with wheels then, with a willing participant who will be the hitch, while on the piano dolly shove your dry nuts into the hitch’s ass then have them haul you around.
Ok babe grab your best piano dolly because we’re Greek trailer hitching tonight.
by Skunk knuckles October 7, 2023
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Movie Trailer

A short sequence of scenes cranked up into a small film that depict what the movie you'll be watching could have been if it were to be good. Often the trailers for upcoming movies appear a lot better than the movie itself.
John: "Hey did you see that new movie trailer for *insert upcoming movie*?"
Martin: "Yeah I did, looked great. If only the movie was as good as its trailer says it's gonna be.."
by B00scary October 12, 2023
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Spice Trader

That Spice Trader smells like Axe and coco butter
by anonymous October 21, 2023
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snowy trailer hitch

The act of dipping your penis in cocaine then giving your partner anal sex.
We were high and wanted to try something new so I gave her the snowy trailer hitch and it was the best!
by SC rockstar January 19, 2024
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Unprivileged traders

A person that has been born into poverty. Usually, A person of color. WIth the exception of Rapper "Marshall 'Eminem' Mathers".
Don't go over there, That's where the Unprivileged traders are.

Goddamned Unprivileged traders, Just go back where you came from.
by AstraDev April 23, 2024
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