taint gnats

Taint gnats are similar to the female poon gnats. Theyre equally as annoying, but the only difference is that they prefer not to swarm around the female nether region...these particular little gnats seem to prefer the male-friendly taint. See also Poon Gnats.

As the dog ran by on the hot summer evening, I prayed his taint gnats wouldnt take a pit stop near my sweet tea.

by JBMX81 January 7, 2011

In the taint

A term used when someone is going through a rough time in their life or in deep trouble; this term would be used as a term of sympathy. In reference to the area of the taint, specifically on a male.

Honey, you are really in the taint right now.

You lost your keys? Dude, you are totally in the taint!

by Vrap Poop Tongue December 17, 2012

Tainted Love

When a white woman has has been previously fucked by a black man. In other words, she is now tainted for life.

Guy #1: Look at that chick over there. Would ya?

Guy #2: Oh hell no! (just like the chorus to the song, he goes) DUM DUM TAINTED LOVE!

Guy #1: I SHOULDA KNEW IT when I saw she had a fat ass and paid for her generic menthols with food stamps! I hate that shit! Why is it okay for black men to do white chicks but them people go all crazy when we do black chicks?

Guy #2: That's affirmative action, dude.

Black man passing by: Who you be callin' "them people"?

(both guys 1 and 2 roll their eyes and walk away)

by Big Papi October 16, 2008

Mexican taint-lick

A ficticious strain of marijuana specifically designed to make your over-zealous client look like a real shmuck in front of anyone who has the time of day to listen to him discuss his weed.

Adam: Yo do you know where I could cop any mexican taint-lick? it's a hybrid between mexican shwag and inbetweenis.

by Jackson Christopher June 28, 2007

Tint

Also said Taint; Something Josee has but Trevor doesn't

Trevor kicked Josee in the taint/tint for making him make his own breakfast.

by alkaiser24 January 18, 2009

tainty

see: great or awesome

"i love your outfit!" response: "Yeah, its pretty tainty".

by Natasha May 2, 2003

Tenneseee taint tickler

A sex position in which a toothpick is stuck down the tip of your penis and a marshmallow is stuck into the crevices of the girls Anal cavity during anal sex the goal is to stick the toothpick into the marshmallow and with drawl it from her ass hole

Yo jack kiselsa trying to go do the tenneseee taint tickler

by Jackhasaids May 26, 2018