Toilet Tuck

After urinating, you hold your penis down as you squeeze out the last of the piss to prevent it from slamming into the toilet rim.

Steve: You'll get herpes if you don't start toilet tucking.

John: That's just a myth.

Steve: How do you explain this?

by Big Huge Dump December 07, 2010

toilet [head]

just like a regular head(AKA blow job) but your'e getting it while taking a dump

"dude she gave me a toilet head"

by Yacov N.illit August 08, 2008

boiling toilet

When the receiving member of a rim job decides to flatulate in the face of the person administering the deed.

Sheila was trying to go where I didn't want her to so I gave her the old boiling toilet.

by Sean March 18, 2004

toilet tea

A frothy beverage enjoyed by those who walk on the wild side.

"I spent all Saturday night drinking some fresh toilet tea, if you know what I mean and I think you do."

by gebbly February 26, 2007

toilet paper

looooong term for saying TP

I need TP for my bunghole.

by xzbyte June 02, 2004

The Peppered Toilet

The act of leaving your own pubic hair on the toilet seat thus discouraging the next user from taking a dump.

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by kingstroke89 October 31, 2010

Toilet Flower

When you flush one of those paper ass-gaskets, and it only goes half way down so some of the still dry paper sticks up like flower petals

I really had to shit, but first I had to flush a toilet flower all the way down

by NDZ May 24, 2003