toilet [head]

just like a regular head(AKA blow job) but your'e getting it while taking a dump

"dude she gave me a toilet head"

by Yacov N.illit October 5, 2008

boiling toilet

When the receiving member of a rim job decides to flatulate in the face of the person administering the deed.

Sheila was trying to go where I didn't want her to so I gave her the old boiling toilet.

by Sean March 18, 2004

toilet tea

A frothy beverage enjoyed by those who walk on the wild side.

"I spent all Saturday night drinking some fresh toilet tea, if you know what I mean and I think you do."

by gebbly February 28, 2007

toilet paper

looooong term for saying TP

I need TP for my bunghole.

by xzbyte June 2, 2004

toilet ninja

When a criminal tries to dispense of evidence in a restroom, this same-sex modern-day hero follows the offender and physically prevents any further crimes.

This lady was caught shoplifting and, in a panic, ran into the restroom to try and "flush" the evidence, but Katy, the same-sex security guard, and modern-day hero, followed the alleged criminal into the stall, secured the prisoner, and saved the day. Katy is a toilet ninja.

by carolinatdi June 13, 2011

The Peppered Toilet

The act of leaving your own pubic hair on the toilet seat thus discouraging the next user from taking a dump.

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by kingstroke89 October 31, 2010

Toilet Flower

When you flush one of those paper ass-gaskets, and it only goes half way down so some of the still dry paper sticks up like flower petals

I really had to shit, but first I had to flush a toilet flower all the way down

by NDZ May 23, 2003