Toaster

To be a fan of and or listening to “The Toast” every morning. To know what is the Turdy Lou.

Are you a toaster? Yes I am…Turdy

by Stassilynn October 5, 2023

Toaster Oven

The head dress better known as a niqab or the person who wears such a garment. It refers to the eye slit in the head dress being similar to the slot you would put toast into.

The term also refers to a Cylon, from the TV series BattleStar Galactica.

In 2010, France became the first European country to ban full face coverings, including a niqab aka Toaster Oven, in public areas.

by DragonWizard October 23, 2023

Toaster

A toaster is THE most dangerous of all the household electrical appliances. It holds a high risk of bursting into flames at any moment, especially when a substance (such as French toast for example) is placed inside.There are no toaster rulebooks. You could put ANYTHING inside. Use at your own discretion
*Caution, do NOT ACTUALLY put French toast in your own toaster*

"Did you hear Harriet set her toaster on fire?"
"HA L moment, imagine still owning a toaster"

by I_hate_toasters December 26, 2023

Toaster

I have a rather large wager with guy down pub. Over several large sherbets I bet I him that I can have a new term enter the general lexicon. Thus I offer you…
Toaster.

As an alternative description for a popular electric motor car. Not only do they make you feel like you are driving a kitchen appliance, but you ARE gonna end up as toast, burnt toast

I say, old chap , I see you’ve traded in the Rangie for a Toaster. You got your asbestos pants on, old chap?

by Roddel January 18, 2024

toaster

you put the bread in it

I put bread in toaster

by My name uhhhhh my name is uhhh January 19, 2024

Toastering

Toastering is when you mess around with you cock then when you are edging stick it in a toaster on full blast and it will burn your cock a little but your will be warm and delicious

Timmy was bored so he he wanted to try Toastering and he thought it felt good so he invited his mom over and she a his cum after and then they got married and had 36 baby together then they tried to have 37 but Timmy’s mom died Timmy was very sad so he was Toastering again and died from his cock exploding. Very sad life 😢😭

by The cum guzzling god April 3, 2024

Toaster

Something, normally an electronic device, that runs slowly and heats up. It gets warm enough where you can toast bread on it.

Friend: *Sends video*
Verd: Sorry could you send me that video over email? My toaster phone can only view videos in 2 pixel quality.

by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024