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Shiny Toasters

Shiny Toasters are a strange animal that like to eat Xbox's or if they are feeling in a slitly different mood Playstation 2 and 2 only. They only breed if the Purple toasters are in season. The only threat to Shiny Toasters are Donkapillers The toasters can be very feriouces and are known to eat humans. They are only feriouces is you were silver because that is there trade mark.

Soooo beware they can get very horny at night


P.S DON'T WEAR SILVER....
by Georgia June 24, 2004
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toasted

to be drunken to the point at which you can no longer function
Uncle Scott got so toasted at the game and almost got arrested for peeing in public
by missing_zomes February 9, 2019
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Roasted and Toasted

The act of killing someone with a pistol while they are using their primary
I nearly Roasted and Toasted that kapkan
by 4eHeretic June 15, 2018
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cheese and toasted

When a girl who is lactating sprays breast milk all over a persons face.
Cabbage Patch man was a freak and loved milk with his cookies so he had Whitney spray milk all over his face while her rubbed oreo cookies off his milky skin and ate them in a feverish manner while twisting her other nipple to splurge more milk while yelling at the top of his lungs, "More Cheese and toast, more cheese and toasted, daddy wants more cheese and toasted!!"
by Caspius April 24, 2008
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Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch

The Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch....or T.F.E.D.P. for short, is a hybrid of three other definitions: The Donkey Punch, The Fish Eye and the Flying Toaster. It is the act where after doing your lady "doggy-style" and trying to sneak it into her anus, she looks back at you with one eye. When she returns to her business with you, punch her in the back of the head and then hit her with the nearest toaster.
Dude, did you get any last night? Yeah, I performed the Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch on her.
by Camper5872 June 5, 2009
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Toasted

by BryannaKJO January 20, 2015
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shit toasted

The act of being super stoned in a theme park on the crippy weed and eating burnt toast with out anything to drink.
" I got totally shit toasted at Universal. " man I could have used a Coke Zero.
by The crippy June 18, 2016
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