after piss

The glorious urination one engages in shortly after an orgasm. It is said to rival that of intoxicated pissing.

The party last night was amazing. I had, like, fifty beers! This chick even blew me! When she was done, I had to pee like a racehorse, so I staggered into the bathroom, had an after piss, and it was THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.

by pupukachu March 10, 2010

piss wizard

Noun: a person, generally male and of post-pubescent age, who, as if by magic, makes a small quantity of beer into a large quantity of urine, to be dispensed at the urinal infuriatingly frequently.

Bob: 'Nother beer Bruno?
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.

by MadBob June 25, 2007

Squirrel Piss

The last bit of a beer. It contains a solids that have settled. It's best to be poured out.

Jeff - "Ah man, you just drank the squirrel piss!"
Ben - "Ugh. I wasn't paying attention. I'll have to wash it down with another beer"

by AmazingEngineer June 14, 2008

Piss and Dip

Leaving your work station 10 minutes earlier than you should to for a "restroom break" (real or imagined) and then head straight out the door.

Tamika and Rikki always do the piss and dip at 4:20. They think the boss doesn't know but he does.

by RikkiPG January 13, 2008

Piss-o's

A game originating with baby sitters in the north east in which fruit loops or similar O shaped cereal is poured into a toilet and young boys are instructed to aim for certain colors. An alternate method of toilet training.

"Aim for the red one Derek! Good job! You won Piss-o's today! Wait untill I tell your mom when she gets back from Italy."

by Savannah Jewels July 6, 2006

piss vent

A vent in the ground, located beside Behind-the-Grind in Whistler, BC, Canada. When you get grunk and pee on it it blows your piss all over you.

"Dude, I went to the piss vent and now I'm covered in piss!"

by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

piss drinker

A very cool and sexy person who is cool and also sexy and also drinks piss

ben- "is that person a piss drinker or what?"
alex- "golly, that person sure is a piss drinker! i wonder how much piss they drink on a daily basis."
ben- "all of it."

by mike (real) (not fake) May 27, 2021