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Penguin

A handsome man disguised as a well off man
He’s a penguin. An actor. A man handsome man that dresses or appears as a successful man. Example: The man is covered in chains with no career. Misleading women to act out of character in order to impress him.

He spends all his money on clothing, jewelry, and vacation's to attract women. He’s unable to provide support for the woman.

A good looking man that knows if he dresses nice it will attract women. Causing women to act out of character and later down the line the woman is trapped feeling unsupported

A tempting handsome looking man unable to support a woman
by Pinkgrassbluegrass February 5, 2024
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Penguin

Either an arctic flightless bird or a bunch of small midgets in tuxedos who like the cold.
Penguins are some of the weirdest birds in existence. And yet, we still love them.
by PenguinsAttention April 12, 2020
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Penguin

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022
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Penguin

A lovable animal that lives in Antartica. You can own a penguin with lots of paperwork and permits. They are a social animal. Ty warner invented beanie boos. He released original waddles in 2009.
Penguins are such a cute and lovable animal!!
by Emkuda November 25, 2018
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Penguins

A group of black people who always huddle up like penguins and scream
Them penguins over there was talking about my momma.
by sloppy poppy May 11, 2018
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The Slippery Penguin

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
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Penguin

A small aquatic mammal that can launch nuked out of its feathers
Hey that small penguin looks cute, oh shit he’s nuking half of our continent run for your fucking life reeeeeeeeee.
by SystemOverload February 5, 2019
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