Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

pond penguin

similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"

by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014

blue penguin

This is just the most fabulous penguin ever. Because of out of all black, white and yellow penguins there are in the world, there's that one special Blue Penguin roaming the earth.

Out of all the penguins I see in the zoo, I want to see a blue penguin.

by Fяεsн Pяıncε May 2, 2015

Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020

penguin sledding

When a random Person at Instagram, ask for Penguin Sledding .

Dude, that girl wanted penguin sledding with me, I said no...

by Fitzsimmons Master November 18, 2016

Slapping penguins

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower

My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower

by Iloveyouivy June 30, 2020

Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons

I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday

by Jules Verne 2000 October 3, 2017