Residential Beer Goggles

When any house, apartment, condo, car, hospital or underside of a bridge looks like an ideal place to move into due only to having an incredibly miserable home life or are simply living in a shit hole.

"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."

by T0NYALPHA February 20, 2017

Goggles

Goddamnit!

Hym "He was wearing goggles and everything guys! Dammit! These are the times I regret not being a YouTube sissy. Goddamnit..."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

CAPTAIN GOGGLES

An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.

“Your being such a captain goggles right now”

by SCARFACE September 25, 2018

Goggle Tweek

Flipping out by either kicking, screaming, biting, punching, or swearing.

Mr. Nelson if we don't put up a shade for the window above my head i am going to have a goggle tweek

by Joe Pfeil October 25, 2007

college goggles

when you find girls from your high school attractive when you go to the same college as them

1: i saw rebecca last night and she looked so good
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…

by poppa pill March 22, 2024

'bury goggles

When you've been hanging around dudes for so long that any female seems incredibly attractive.

Ben's been at the bury for 3 months straight. His 'bury goggles are probably inches thick.

by FuckCrabGuy June 22, 2018

Pigeon Goggling

When humans scream and oddly flap their arms to get rid of feathered pests such as pigeons.

I wish people would stop pigeon goggling it's disturbing my teatime.

by Doctortheoliusmacdonaldo December 17, 2014