Crusty The Clown

"Crusty The Clown"- when your female doesn't put out the night before, so you ejaculate on her eyes while she's asleep. Therefore not able to open her eyes!

That bitch wouldn't give me head, so I gave her a "Crusty The Clown" while she snored.

by Tonemaster August 8, 2007

clown you

To train. In a prison environment to Clown someone refers to training them.Making them do what you want etc.

Boy imma clown you

by Clowner of the New August 16, 2011

clown dog

A person who is amusing edging on being a little bit crackers.

someone is rolling around on the floor talking utter rubbish whilst wearing a wooden skirt- I'd say " your a right clown dog"

by kat December 10, 2003

funny clown

A Clown that does funny acts

Some People will call Caterpillars clowns because they are the funniest animals in the whole Animal Kingdom

Luke: yo man thats a funny clown
FG: I NO!!!!

by Ratman May 23, 2006

Clown fucker

one who likes scary stuff and will be willing to find a clown to fuck, sorta like a kinky fuck but better....

DUDE:Im willing to suck ur big luscious cock
Clown:alrighty then Ill shove my doggy balloon up ur giant he pussy yay!! He's a clown fucker

by pickleface the second March 12, 2009

crazy clown

A crazy clown is when you are either boning a girl doggystyle or analy (or a male analy...ew)and then you ejaculate on their back....and when they turn around, you make a warm, tasty, sweaty fart right on their nose

Hey Chris Bandini! I heard you fucked up a printer naked iwth a bat then you gave my sister a crazy clown!!!

I love to give midgets a crazy clown....on hot summer afternoons....while smoking a cigar.

last night, when I was giving my btich a crazy clown, i accidently shit in her mouth

by Flinchy August 7, 2006

Clown Face

Eating out a female that has her period at the time.

I want to eat out your period pussy until I have clown face.

by SNL16 March 27, 2009