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The Whirlwind 

A specialist fighting move, when used correctly able to administer-multiple high velocity smacks to all within your immediate radius. To employ the whirlwind clench both hands into fists and raise both arms at your sides and then spin on the spot. Spin as many times as you feel necessary to resolve the situation.
The whirlwind is a versatile move and can be used in a number of common situations, for example:

1. You enter a party and are instantly mobbed by guests trying to greet you... WHIRLWIND to quickly knock them all aside and allow you to attend to far more important matters.

2. You are standing among a group of people and they all ignorantly disagree with you or attempt to shoot down your idea... WHIRLWIND to punish the fools for their insolence.

3. A group of wannabe thugs enclose around you either trying to mug or bully circle you... WHIRLWIND to show these noobs who's boss and send them home crying to their mothers.
The Whirlwind by TheWhirlwind October 31, 2011
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The Weight Room 

The Temple. The Meccah of Self Improvement and exaltation to near divinity. The place where all young men (or women) come to make glorious gains. A place of unmatched potential and grace. Hard work is key in the the Weight Room.
Man Im feelin' so stressed....I'm gonna go hit the Weight Room.

The Westbrook Effect 

The event of when a player on a team makes his teammates worse. Can be used to describe any event where a person negatively affects the performance of a teammate or colleague .
You are playing terrible! It must be because you are playing with Russell. It's the Westbrook effect!

I can't believe I have to play with Russell. Now I'm not going to play good because of the Westbrook effect.

the whole club lookin at her 

Here: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=apple%20bottom%20jeans
"She had them Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
The whole club lookin at her
She hit the floor
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low"

the white to bear arms 

All U.S Americans have 'the right to bear arms', but in practice, only white people can trust police to allow them to have this right.
The white to bear arms is evident when comparing the police response to Kyle Rittenhouse, when he was allowed to walk away after he shot three people with an illegal gun and comparing that response to a Minnesotan police officer shooting Philando Castile in front of his family after he notified the officer that he had a legal gun in his car.

Jingle the Wizard 

Is a term for tsking a piss. Also can be used in a more sexual way for male ejaculation
Bob: Come on we have to catch the flight. Hurry Up!

John: I've got to go jingle the wizard.

He jingled his wizard all night long

Pass the weezy 

After someone says or does something idiotic or stupid you say pass the weezy as a means of ridiculing them or their actions. Also can be used as way to indicate that work is done for the day and its time to go out and get a drink or get stoned.
1st person: Dude, I have had a rough day, lets get out of here.
2nd person: Pass the Weezy.
Pass the weezy by Kfan dude November 9, 2009