Stroke it Monday

The horniest kickoff to the week, where you crank up the vibe and fire off a steamy masturbation pic or vid to a friend. It’s all about flaunting your solo game with a wink and a smirk, turning Monday’s grind into a straight-up grind session.

Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.

by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025

Stroking my shit

Overdoing something or being very annoying to someone.

Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night

by rery696969420 May 27, 2025

Stroke Zone

When you are are in the "Red Zone" of scoring sexual intercouse with a woman.

I was in the stroke zone with jessica last night and totally choked it at the last second!

by fartjohnson December 9, 2024

Stroke your dogs day

August 17th is stroke your dogs day!

Hey dude!
What
It’s august 17th!
What does that mean
It’s stroke your dogs day!

by Yeahimsosillygoob August 17, 2025

vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025

Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking

Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
“Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy”

by Meltzeey I stream on twitch!!! April 13, 2025

Midnight Stroke

When you are sleeping and get woken up by midnight to have sex.

1. Yesterday we did the midnight stroke cus i was so tired after work.

2. Maybe i’ll be up for some midnight stroke after my shift

by Volvopigen April 4, 2023