Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.
by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016
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Phantom Shart

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.
Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.
by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022
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phantom fantasy

An elaborate story (or relationship) with an apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy.
My "relationship" with him wasn't real, it was a PHANTOM FANTASY; we have never actually met in person, only talked on the phone and in text messages.
by CaliBeachGirl September 19, 2020
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Phantom Man

A mega simp for any females
phantom man simped for his new 16 year old neighbor
by phantom is a simp May 05, 2021
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The Phantom Banker

He who banks but does not claim also known as, "The Secret Banker".

There has been no recorded sightings of the 'Phantom Banker'. All reports of his identity are not proven to be true.
If the banker wants to bank he does without pride of remorse.

He isn't the banker we deserve he is the banker we need...
Boy 1 - Who just banked that?
Boy 2 - I dont know, must of been.. "The Phantom Banker" DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
by G_UNIT123 October 17, 2013
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phantom itch

A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel
Her: woah I just felt a phantom itch

Him: whoops that was mec
by Rahhhsquid June 22, 2024
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