that's the way the pickle squirts

The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.

Woman: HEY, you got some in my eye!!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!

by courtney May 28, 2004

The Pitts

The worst show in the history of television.

The family, and the show, are The Pitts.

by Donkey Kong Song December 26, 2003

The Pioneer

A sexual position similar to the rear admiral. A man enters a woman from behind, with the woman wrapping her legs around the back of the man. The man then positions the woman onto a rolling, wooden cart and proceeds to roll her around the room, a la a covered wagon. This can get extra kinky if the man dons an old cowboy hat and calls the woman a dirty ox.

"Jasper, remember when you pulled The Pioneer on me? That really took me back to the Oregon Trail days!"

by Dr. Starfish November 12, 2006

The Pines Shopping Centre

Located in Doncaster East. An alright shopping centre by day, a drug haven by night (mostly weed). Sellers have been known to set up shop outside the Foodcourt on Fri/Sat nights. Police sometimes roll by, but there are many exits and they can't creep up on you.

Awesome Eastern Suburb Guy: "I wanna/need to get hiiigh, what do?"
Another Awesome Guy: "The Pines Shopping Centre"
Awesome Eastern Suburb Guy: "Say no more, let us go"

by Jasper!!!!11!! August 12, 2010

The Pics

A phrase that generally refers to nude pictures of a young woman that get distributed around generally via cellular phones.

Dude 1: Dude, is it true you got the pics from Amanda?
Dude 2: Nah dude, turns out it was some dudes dick
Dude 1: I hate it when that happens...

by JBranch64 August 30, 2010

throw the pig

v. to put your hoo-hoo dilly in woman's cha cha

WHOA! Would I throw the pig on that!

by one eyed milkman April 20, 2004

Facing the Pillow

v. Much like facing the music, this term implies owning up to something you've done, or to the anger of many a relative, such as a wife, sibling, or even lover. Unfortunately, this particular term refers mostly to the outcome of fessing up, and means becoming smothered by the other person in this little play due to their outrage at your mistakes.

Johnny: Help! 911 operator! I just told me wife I cheated and now I'm hiding in my room because I'm facing the pillow!!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008