The Fainting Goat

The stretch you do when you wake up after a long sleep where your legs and arms stiffen outward and shake, akin to a goat/sheep freezing up and fainting.

A: Bruh I slept so good I did the fainting goat
B: That must've been a real good sleep

by NTRP January 6, 2021

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Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.

Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.

by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021

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Yessir goat

Yessir goat is a way of saying thank you or congratulating someone

Friend- i just got this girls phone number

Me- yessir goat

by Jamir p March 23, 2021

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Goat Cleaner

A person who thinks they are king shit but in all reality, will just end up cleaning goats in nigeria for pennies a day.

Wow he is such a fucking goat cleaner!

by tm1234567 September 26, 2012

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n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.

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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?

No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.

Will there be cake?

by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013

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