Player 1-syndrome

One person habitually dominating another, much like Player 1 in a multiplayer game. Usually stems from too much time in a socially-stressful environment.

Can only be treated by a punch in the face from a close friend.
Guy: *grabs the remote* we're watching this now!

Girl: ugh your Player 1-syndrome is resurfacing again!
by BadWolfFile July 28, 2010
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Independent bass player

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.
Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.
by E-Dot March 22, 2007
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Genshin Impact Player

Someone who plays the online gacha game Genshin Impact.
Person 1: hey I didn’t know you were a Genshin Impact player

Person 2: Yeah! It’s a shame people keep calling a pedophile though.
by Generic_User January 24, 2022
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Baritone Sax Player

The back bone of most jazz bands and Marching Bands. Typically a very Bad-ass person is assigned to this position. Some prefer to use harnesses, but the most Bad-ass ones use neck-straps. Sometimes referred to as "Beasts"
by Badass Ian November 14, 2008
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Bass Sax Player

Bass Saxophones were the first saxophone ever created. They are typically seen in String Bands composed of Woodwinds and Strings, Saxophone Ensembles and in rare cases Wind Ensembles/Concert Bands. Bass sax players are the more brutal, masculine and stronger saxophone player, being the only ones to be able to lug the monstrosity around. The powder puffs use saxophone stands, the mediocre use harnesses, but the true Manly Men use Neck Straps. There is always a need for Bass Saxophone in any band or orchestra setting. Typically used to replace the Bass Clarinet Player. Bass Sax Players are always known for their massive penis and sexual prowess.
Director: I can never hear all 5 bass clarinets at measure 54.
Alto Sax Player: If we had 1 Bass Sax Player, we could replace all 5 Bass Clarinets!
Director: What a beastly instrument, and so Masculine.
Bass Sax Player: Sup Ladies
by A. Bassplayzer May 01, 2011
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Player-Stayer Complex

Psychological term describing a woman who wants her man to be simultaneously: a) charming and unavailable and b) completely committed. Basically, the woman's version of the madonna-whore complex. Leads to perpetual state of dissatisfaction with men.
Jennifer has a total Player-Stayer complex. She either goes for nice guys and gets bored, or goes for total sleazes and is disgusted. Good luck finding her a man!
by Lotusflower February 15, 2007
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Fortnite Players

Vicroys instead of victory
Vicroys is a way of true fortnite players saying Victory
Fortnite is actually not that bad
by JeffyCheeseBitcher December 17, 2018
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