palin text

When what you're trying to say comes out fucking retarded, like, "I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring them to you."

I meant to send you this email in palin text because it makes no fucking sense.

by entropyG January 13, 2009

Phantom Text

When you have your cell phone in your pocket, you feel it vibrate across your leg, but when you look at your phone there is no notifications of a text message, or anything else of that matter.

It happens wherever, whenever. The Phantom Text happens to everyone with cell phones.

by P Krizzle April 1, 2008

text sputter

The inexplicable sending of texts or SMS messages in two to four-word fragments, exasperating the recipient. Someone who text-sputters usually sends instant messages on the Internet the same way, and fires off e-mails without salutations, sign-off, or even the quote feature. Indecipherable txtese thrown in for good measure is par for the course. Often can't be bothered with punctuation, and also favors writing in either all caps or all lower case. The kind of person who initiates first-time conversations with strangers with the word "and."

MICK: hey went to
tower records n
bought 3 CDs
2day thn I
pckd up dzn
rss 4
Rosalita then i

ROSALITA: This IS Rosalita. Can't wait for the flowers, but please consolidate the text sputter!

MICK: sorry I
didn't mean
to, will work
on
it

by SugarFreeSheila.com February 7, 2010

text virgin

-a person who has never dirty texted anyone on their phone
-someone who hasn't ever texted dirty or naughty to a significant other.

friend #1: Were you dirty texting Joe last night?
friend #2: Yes, I am not a text virgin anymore, he makes me so horny when he texts me. He said he wants to lick my body.
friend #1: You naughty girl! ;)

by cupcakesaremything May 15, 2010

text battle

Arguing through text messages as apposed to arguing over the phone or in person, which can be more ackward if you have some real shit to say. Since it is not a verbal conversation, one might be more likely to speak their mind... One of the advantages of text messaging.
Or in the event that a disagreement comes up during a text session it may become an argument or "text battle"

Example 1-

John: wat up alex, wanna chill?

Alex: idk what u wanna do

John: anything. im at my girls house right now tho. wanna hang after that?

Alex: wtf man. y did u ask me 2 chill if ur busy u fuck.

John: well i wont be busy later. calm the f down dude i was just askin

Alex: u only wanna chill later cuz ur girl has a curfew & u cant hang with her then... dick.

John: screw u then

(A perfect example of a text battle.)
Sidenote- John is a dick.

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Example 2-

Michael: dude lets go c the new batman movie

Tom: u dont even know batman

Michael: well im getting tickets. btw i fucking met batman

Tom: ur an idiot. btw who says that?

Michael: 4 real i met adam west who played batman on tv. he came to the mall when i was a kid. jackass.

(Michael will then send Tom a pic message of the photograph of batman that he got signed by Adam West at the mall when Michael was a little boy... Michael wins the argument or the "text battle")
Sidenote- Tom shouldn't run his mouth

by abcdef g rated August 16, 2008

Text my ass

What to say to someone when you want them to text you quickly.

Also, it's a way of saying kiss my ass instead they text your ass.

hey girl, text my ass.

by deeznuts2 August 20, 2009

text

A language used by kids for SMS messages which is totally incomprehensible.

ROFL I tp ts msg nucfrwims POS i14yo what ur asl

by fuko August 19, 2003