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Tech silly

Doing dumb silly things with technology, just your average everyday dumbassity and stupidity. It can also be technology being silly (viceversa).
Person 1: *Long sigh* The screen is taking forever to load. Been here 10 minutes. Tried to reload it over and over again, close the page, checked the wifi, refreshed the page, restart the computer and even tried to shut off the computer by plugging it off.
Person 2: That’s tech silly.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You know… just technology being technology.
Person 1: Uhm….ok I guess….
by Honeyandmilk December 5, 2022
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Tech-arted

Tech-arted is an adjective to describe someone who has no idea how to use anything technological (e.g. Digital Camers, Computers, etc).

The word is derived from the words "Technology" and "Retarded".
Mom: KENNY! How do I work this god damned computer!

Kenny: JESUS CHRIST! Why the fuck do you have to be so Tech-arted! Do I have to do everything on this computer for you!?

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
by SerenityFlight August 31, 2010
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CEG Tech Forum

That one club where you can have long-lasting friends. Helps you to build your skills and projects.

Also, Their language is “bro”
Him: Hey are you in CEG Tech forum?
Her: Duh!! I am Bro.
by CEG Tech Forum November 25, 2021
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Tech Surge

Tech Surge is a made up word for what the Government does to fix a website that cost 100 times more than it should have and took 3 years to build.
The President announced a "Tech Surge" to fix the Health Care Website after the primary contractor was unable to complete the website for $196 million.
by Ahkmed Ptooey November 19, 2013
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tech-savvish

A person who knows stuff about computers, sorta. The sort of guy to look up how to fix a blue screen and claim he's a borderline genius.
He talks about disk partitions like he's the hot shit, but that tech-savvish nerd learned that on the Microsoft forums.
by DoctorDont February 2, 2021
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Tech-ache

A type of headache cause by the overuse of technology.
I’ve been watching Netflix all day, and now I have a tech-ache.
by An0ma1y February 25, 2019
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I've slacked tech

When you're too lazy to fix the job yourself, you simply Slack the tech department to make the problem go away.
"Hey Noah, are the screens fixed yet?" - "I dunno, I've slacked Tech"
by Mikhailwh November 15, 2022
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