Dab-tarded

Dabtarded: Stemming from the route words dab ;a highly sought after super concentrated form of marijuana in oil form containing high amounts of THC, and tarded; An Idiocracytopian descriptive word that describes a simple-minded person with an IQ lower than their shoe size. Dabtarded literally means: Smoking such large quantities of oil concentrates that one enters a temporary state of complete loss of brain function instantly reverting the user to their ultimate lowest form, the amoeba.

Robert: Did you see Damian take that 5 gram hit off of his new oil rig ?

Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!

by PhadeNot January 16, 2016

tard grunt

The very loud grunt a tard makes

Jimbo “ hi tard annon “
Tard anon “(TARD GRUNT)”

by Der Jude February 18, 2018

tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

by YAWA April 10, 2022

Tard of farts

When five people circle around a container and fart in it.

Jaryd is the equivalent to a tard of farts.

by Bigggpopi August 15, 2018

Credit Tard

A person that uses one credit card to pay on another credit card.

I am guilty of being a Credit Tard.

by PoolGuyMr7 April 15, 2019

cheap tard

Adjective

When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.

Joe, the screwdriver you got at Dollar Tree to fix the door, broke before I could drive the first screw in, you cheap tard!!!

by aogm March 16, 2017

Order-Tard

Someone who takes more than 5 min ordering at a drive thru even tho it's a fast food place and all the menus are basically the same.

There was a car in front of me at the drive thru being an order-Tard and took forever.

by LilMissCupcakexxx4 February 26, 2012