Twat Swat

The muff-diver equivalent to a cockblock.

"I was finna smang but got twat swatted by that Becky...with the good hair."

by Jayquellin Cashmoney May 18, 2016

twat powder

A typically homemade mixture of talcum powder and spices such as cinnamon, allspice, etc.; applied to the vulva to deodorize and absorb errant juice mucus; typically used in Asian and Sub-Saharan cultures.

Her twat powder gave her gash a pleasing aroma. I plowed her anon.

by Bajammer Rex September 30, 2013

Twat waffle

Someone who is a absolute idiot

Andre is being a freaking twat waffle

by Debbiedukes January 18, 2017

Tequila Twat

When a female wakes up in the morning and her pussy is sore and she can't remember why.

ON May 6th, Shirley woke up with a bad case of tequila twat so bad she needed to ice it down.

by The Masked Fapper May 30, 2018

Twat twist

A Twat Twist is the point in a pornographic film when the male is banging one girl, then the scene breaks and returns to the same male who is now banging a new girl. #twattwist

Did you catch that twat twist where he switched from banging the girl to her mom?!

by MeganWillyDillyDilly May 17, 2018

Twat Shuffle

V. When a person is cycling between "dating" two different girls with equally dirty vaginas. Typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. A twat shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of Maury.

Ex. 1
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.

Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.

by CraigHayger November 4, 2013

Twat Boogie

A piece of dried vaginal mucous resembling the grossest booger you ever ate as a child and this is the product of the grossest dirtiest pussy you have ever laid eyes on.

Sarah’s twat boogie was so disgusting not even the dog would eat it.

by Thinkshop September 24, 2019