Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

Jed Thomas

The sexiest man alive who is in one of the best bands.

1: omg who’s that!
2:that’s jed Thomas the sexiest man in the world

by Ml54 January 3, 2020

Russell Thomas

An absolute beast of a man

"Bro that man is such a Russell Thomas, BEAST!"

by busgypsy181 February 8, 2021

Thomas V

Thomas is a guy with the face and body of a greek god, a rhinopenis, baddiebagger and a milf lover.

Random: «Look at Thomas V over there.»
Birdie: «omg he is so handsome»

by Papi mayek July 14, 2021

thomas green

Some stupid pretentious niger with a 2 centimeter yellow jondas penis

Wow that fucker sure is a nlgger thomas green

by Big Nlgger man April 22, 2018

johnnie thomas

the name of a really awesome brother.

dude, he's such a johnnie thomas!

i wish i had a johnnie thomas.

by sista! May 2, 2010

Jon Thomas

A drinking man from the heart of Texas...also known as a bellmeadian who hasnt trimmed his beard in years....wears overalls ...stripes to funerals... Been riding a bicycle for years but just became the proud owner of a Harley..alot of people call him uncle Jessie

Jon Thomas is good example of a Man

by Weezytoo September 26, 2020