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the von bondies 

great band. better than the white stripes. in other words white stripes suck and the von bondies rock. lead singer Jason Stollsteimer got beaten up by jack white.
Jason: "You're a fucking douche!"
Jack: "I Dont wanna hear about it."
Jason: "you suck major balls!"
Jack: "Now I'm gonna serve it to you bitch!"

Jason gets douched by Jack White. Jack goes to court.
the von bondies by Monserrat March 27, 2004
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call to the void 

The little voice inside your head that tells you to do something bad
I answered the Call to the void when I pushed Jimmy off the dock into the water
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the veggie omelet 

standard omelet but pick your nose and stick it in her ear as well.
The bitch I fucked was vegetarian, so I gave her the veggie omelet.
the veggie omelet by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007

bog down in the valley 

dude bog down in the valley is fucking awsome song.

the void 

a chat channel in starcraft that u get sent to for bein bad, u cannot chat or talk in the void
ahhh damn, i was doin bad stuff so they sent me to the void, now i cant chat
the void by sc fresk July 21, 2005

the valley 

A destitue smog ridden hell hole in the Los Angeles metro area. It sonsists of a few exclusive areas such as San Marino, but mostly disgusting middle to lower class trash holes of communities. Some like its proximity to the hills, but if that is what you are looking for the following are more suitable places to live: The San Joaquin Hills in Orange County, Beverly Hills, Brentwood, Palos Verdes, anywhere.
I wish I lived in Orange County instead of the Valley so I didn't have all of this smog and dead brush around.

Oh god, its 100 frickin' degrees in the valley today.

Wow, the beach is really far from here, why do i have to live in the valley?
the valley by Tom24 August 28, 2005

The Volleyball Boy 

First get a nice new volleyball and a switchblade. Take the switchblade and stab the ball, pull it out and put the hole on the bitches cooter. Squeeze the ball really hard and she'll whine like an eight year old school boy!
The bitch couldn't handle "the volleyball boy" so she had to settle for a Marky Mark.
The Volleyball Boy by Kyle November 3, 2003