Crypto-English

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.

"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".

by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023

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by Uilkarianu April 2, 2025

english thrust

The act of placing a sea cucumber between your thighs and stroking it until it squirts onto a crumpet.

I always have an english thrust for lunch.

by Floppypigeon January 11, 2016

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

by Adlane33 March 13, 2021

idk english

if you don't know english then you might need to go to school or get a teacher to teach you English if you can't then your this dumb to understand what it is

me: hey i don't know English can you teach me?
freind: wait how the fuck did you speak English
me: idk English?
friend: bruh

by your local department March 30, 2022

English

An absolute fucking shit show
Why the fuck is it spelled phlegm, that makes no god dam sence

English is like if you stuck 100 blood sucking termites into a pot of piss and dead rats, and then let it sit under a porch, before shaping it to North Korea whitest labeled as “cow shit”

by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

Englishful

adj. describing an absolute completeness in knowing and understanding every aspect of English language.

1) Thanks to Urban Dictionary I finally feel Englishful.
2) Your English is not Englishful, if you don't know about Urban Dictionary.

by copyded February 13, 2018