Taylor Swift

You know what else died besides the old taytay, my childhood

You know what else died besides the old taytay, my childhood. She ruined my childhood. Taylor Swift the pop singer

by Whyruhererightnow June 17, 2018

Taylor Swifted

When a person makes a post on social media that is about you, but the author doesn't want to actually put your name in the post, like a Taylor Swift song about her exes.

Laura made a post about me, but was too scared to put my name to it. I feel like I've been Taylor Swifted into a vague post.

by Will Murjen November 16, 2019

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling down ones pants and using ones hands to skoot across the ground while being video taped.

Hobo: Yo! Did you see Gilbert yesterday!?!!??!?!?

Hammy: HELL YEAH!!! His ass musta been so dirty after Taylor Swifting for so long!
Hobo: Yeah! He probably gave himself Morgs!

by Dr. James Endermanety September 4, 2012

Taylor Swift Syndrome

Where you say how much you hate drama while you stir the pot

"Oh you hate drama Susan? Do you hate it while you post about your ex 18 times a day? You have a major case of Taylor Swift Syndrome."

by Froederich_Fraunkensteen October 28, 2017

A Taylor Swift

A girl or guy who gets into relationships all the time, but when they break up all they do is talk about that ex, they talk about that person all the time.They claim they don't miss them, but they constantly talk about them

Girl1: I can't believe he broke up with me. We are never ever getting back together.
Girl2: You are such A Taylor Swift.

by MissKnowitAll3115 August 6, 2016

Taylor Swift

A Satan worshipper who likes using homophobic terms in her songs.

Taylor Swift once said, “Shade never made anybody less gay.”

by Kierszhmeister82 September 23, 2019

Phil Swift

Here is the SHORT VERSION:
Phil Swift was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped.

Then, years after graduating from the University Of Houston, Phil and his brother, Alan Swift began testing with rubber and its properties. Years later, Phil Swift founded the company Swift Response, with his brother Alan Swift being the co-founder.

In February of 2011, Phil released a new product called “Flex Seal.” Flex Seal was liquid rubber in a can. A big success for the company was clear when the internet got ahold of it, the commercial went viral and Phil Swift became a internet meme.

Phil continued to build his fanbase of FlexFans and make products and money.

Phil’s legacy of making products continue to dominate the internet with lots of memes, especially of when he says “I just sawed this boat in half!”, or “Thats Alot Of Damage!” Those catchphrases are known all across the internet as ‘the flex seal guy’ or as we call him, Phil Swift.



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Phil Swift is a multimillionaire who invented the most useful and flextastic family of products.

by itsflexclass February 11, 2021