String-Tashed

when someone is heavily under the influence of alcohol, and starts acting rather crazily, reminiscent of someone with a screw loose.

Awww mate I was so string-tashed last night I tobogganed my bird down the stairs.

by Stringy-T October 13, 2008

Stringimal

The combination of a string and decimal, most commonly referred to in the context of programming, although the stringimal is not recognized as an actual variable type used by any programming language at this time. The string portion of the stringimal is usually composed of alphabetic characters, although numeric characters are technically allowed, and the decimal portion consists of only numeric characters.

Stringimal versions of decimals:

3.5 = Three.5
7.2 = 7.Two
22.9 = Twenty Two.9
9.13 = 9.Thirteen

by Cadorn May 12, 2010

Straints

The best/tryhard Xbox player in the world. Better than MLG or anyone in gamebattles!

Straints is too good for MLG

by Big Papi Chulo February 26, 2011

StripTender

The bartender at the strip club. Usually younger and hotter then the actual dancers but wearing slighty more clothes.

How much should we tip the Striptender? All she did was open a six dollar Poland Spring for us

by BB Billy May 16, 2011

Stripticaukus

The act of a shemale stripping for you, then continuing to fuck you in the ass the piledriver way until both you cum. Then both you and the shemale lick up your cum and throw it back up into each others "The Clap" infected asses. All of this done in your house in front of your wife, who is getting off on this.

It's a Jersey thing. Stripticaukus is bitchin'

by Titfuckyourass June 30, 2011

Stringphiliac

A very bizarre or sexually arousing obsession with loose threads or stringed instruments.

Guy- OHHHHH YEEEAHHH BABE PULL IT OFF....
Girl1- UG, I hate these loose threads.
Girl2- Hold on I have scissors in my purse.
Guy- WHAT, NONONONONO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Guy2- OMG is that a stringphiliac over there?

by Dumbkraig February 25, 2012

Strictly Professional

When 3 or more people gather together on the sabbath with purely non sexual intentions.

I went strictly professional on that bitch last Sunday.

It was Sunday, and we were bored, so a few girls and I ate small pickles and exfoliated in bed for 6 hours, strictly professional indeed.

by Dr Bary March 30, 2012