Definitions by Dumbkraig

Stringphiliac 

A very bizarre or sexually arousing obsession with loose threads or stringed instruments.

Guy- OHHHHH YEEEAHHH BABE PULL IT OFF....
Girl1- UG, I hate these loose threads.
Girl2- Hold on I have scissors in my purse.
Guy- WHAT, NONONONONO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Guy2- OMG is that a stringphiliac over there?

Stringphiliac by Dumbkraig February 25, 2012