Whose Status Is It Anyway

Whose Status Is It Anyway is a drinking game where Dylan reads out Facebook Statuses of idiots we went to high school with. Each status must be read out in a constant non-revealing emotive tone and needs to end with "Who Am I?". Any game participant can choose to guess the answer. If the guess is right, the successful participant nominates another game attendee to finish off their vessel. However, the guesser runs the risk of taking a single scull of their drink at the event that they're wrong. Stay Gold.

Dylan begins the game of Whose Status Is It Anyway by reading out the following... "Spending money on Flags and Anthems is such a waste of money against child poverty or animal cruelty. We can vote on a selection of leaders but not the issues that matter. In the end those in power are all the same, just a puppet of those behind them. Cheers world.".. a participant guesses wrong resulting in a swig of their drinking vessel. Another participant guesses correctly, resulting in the nomination of Logan, who is obliged to scull his entire drinking vessel .

by Dylan Hot Fire December 8, 2015

voldemort status

When a woman rides someone's face for so long, their nose is either flattened or out right removed.

Man that girl is so hot, I wish she'd let me go Voldemort status

by njCTSV July 4, 2016

Gucci Status

When you are doing really good

Man I just bought a brand new Mercedes-Benz, am I on that gucci status

by Escoboomcxz June 13, 2016

Green Status

You are in a green status when you are always available in corporate systems of communications such as Skype for Business, Lync, ... while other people think you are working hard.

Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.

"Green status?"
"Always"

"No meetings?"
"Green status. Always"

by MdB29071988 November 21, 2016

trump statement

To make a statement with no evidence to backup your claim and then ignore requests for evidence until it goes away. Also allows an option if caught out, to pretend you never said it. If evidence is produced, ignore it until it goes away.

(Man 1) Global warming is cased by dolphins. (Man 2) That sounds like a trump statement... what proof do you have? (Man 1) What are you talking about? (Man 2) You just said global warming is caused by dolphins? (Man 1) I never said that. I would never say that.

by Just another pleb June 17, 2018

Patrick Statement

A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.

Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement

by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018

Bum status

bum status A person that says they always broke but have money

Bum status always coming around when you broke but spending money everywhere else bum status

by Luke Russell AKA voiceless sky January 3, 2019