Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

Screenery

The view you can see behind the attendees of a video call.

I spent most of the call checking out their screenery rather than listening to what they were saying

They couldn't have thought much about their screenery before they sat there to join the meeting

Before you comment on my wallpaper you need to sort your own screenery out mate

Liking your screenery pal

by HA1L5 February 17, 2021

Screenwashed

When a person is unable to take their face away from electronics. Essentially brainwashed by to much screen time.

Look at today's generation to screenwashed to put a phone away for a day

by DontbeaSAB March 3, 2021

screenpecker

Someone who while driving a car constantly nods their head up and down (like a woodpecker) to try and look down at their phone screen and back up at the road.

Check out that guy behind us, he's a total screenpecker

by larynx82 March 4, 2021

screensplain

a term used to describe the process of explaining something to someone by through screenshots

Friend: Hey! The road to your house is blocked
Me: Hold up, I'll screensplain by marking the alternate route on the map!

by bugeye March 8, 2021

Screenshot

When you vomit and shit at the same time

When danny was sitting after the sesh he vomited and said "ha I took a screenshot"

by Ahahha man April 9, 2021

Screen Sniper

Someone who stares at you and then decides to start shooting once you make eye contact in any PvP shooter.

I think that guy was looking at me for 30 seconds, what a screen sniper!

by ChillBroEntertainment April 21, 2021