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safe zone

The place you go upon smoking hydro, bush, or taking some sort of pain medication.
It prevents you from leaving certain areas of your house, or work place, or wherever you are when you've "safe-zoned".

This is the most comfortable place in the entire world. Nothing bad can happen to you when you're in the safe zone, even if you're watching the creepiest movie, it's always best to do it from inside your safe zone.
Can be a hazard at times. If you safe zone your bed, and need to get food, it becomes a problem because you're rendered unable to leave. Something inside of you wont let you leave the safe zone

On rare occasions, when you've safe zoned too much, you begin to safe zone when you're straight, creating a bit more of a problem if you need to get up and out of your house to do shit.

The act of safe zoning is so infectious that soon enough, your friends will be doing it too. It's fun when you've all safe zoned together.
"I safe zoned the couch, and now I can't leave to get the phone"

"Sorry man I safe zoned as soon as I got home, we can hang out later on"

"Man, I can't leave"
"Why?"
"I'm in my safe zone, can you get me a drink?"
"Just get up and get it"
"I cant. I can't leave this room"
by meeeee12 August 30, 2009
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Safe

a word that chavs use to say Hello.
"safe man"
"safe mate"
by nottz gyaldem January 16, 2009
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safe

someone who is not in danger of being hurt etc
that man is safe because he is wearing a seatbelt
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safetified

1. An adjective often describing the mood or conclusion to an episode of human emotions

2. A synonym for 'peace out'
1. "Bruv, what's haps with them fools over there? want me to go say hi wif my gat?"
"Nah bruv, its Safetified, chill."

2. "Alright dude, I'm gone"
"Safetified"
by Omar Davison May 6, 2006
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safety squeeze

A hug that shows the person reciving the hug a scenes of security
After my parents had just died, my uncle embraced me with a safety squeeze and told me everthing will be alright.
by SimpleMan January 8, 2008
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safety harness

a belt or strap in an automobile, airplane, or other moving object, fastened around the midsection to keep the person safely secured, as during a sudden stop or massive wreck.
Miss KC Slinger hopped in her whip and made sure to buckle her safety harness before cruisin down 95, yes sir.
by Master P '84 January 13, 2008
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Shafed

-The act of having dined in the worst dininghall at Virginia Commonwealth University.
I just shafed, and now I feel like shit!
by Rams876 April 15, 2009
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