Slippery Frog

The male straddles the female which is the cue for her to release her eggs. She then catches and holds the eggs in her hind feet, and the male releases his sperm onto her back which slips down into the eggs. She then wiggles her legs to mix the two together.

"The wife and I tried the slippery frog last night and man I wish I'd bought rubber sheets first."

by Zeke057 May 22, 2025

Slippery Squid Shaker

When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested

Petaon 1: Yo i gave my brother a slippery squid shaker last night
Person 2: nigga what

by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025

Slippery Luke

When someone titty fucks another persons butt cheeks with or without lubricants.

I took someone home last night and they wanted me to do a Slippery Luke to them.

by Coyote Guapo October 22, 2025

Slippery Banjo

Male lays back flat on the bed. Female lays back flat on on top of the male but slightly off center🪕.Male wraps left hand around the/her neck. Males right hand plays the/her "strings" until there is sweet music coming from the instrument🎶

Last night I played my girl like slippery banjo.

by Gingerish December 18, 2025

The Slippery Penguin

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.

Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"

by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014

the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.

Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'

by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019

The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.

Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.

by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021