shave you raw

A shave and then a shave

shave you raw is when Jeff grows a beard and is first shaved by Nathan with a standard Bic razor. Joe then shaves Jeff so cleanly, he shines like the top of the Chrysler building.

by shaver8977 May 18, 2011

shave your balls

(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.

a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.

Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.

Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.

Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.

by Sexydimma May 4, 2012

ShaveIt-Izm

A statement or proposition that, despite sound (or apparently sound) reasoning from acceptable premises, leads to a conclusion that...
2. A seemingly absurd or self-contradictory statement or proposition that when investigated or explained may prove to be well founded or true.
3.A group of words established by usage as having a meaning not deducible from those of the individual words
4. A Question that really just does not have an answer.

I have listed 7 examples of a Shaveit-izm below
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Is it against the law to say "Hi" to your friend Jack, on an airplane?
Why is the word Bra singular but Panties plural?
Why do drive-thru ATM's have braille code on them?
Why does an average package of hot dogs come with 8 dogs, but a package of buns has 10?
Why don't they make the airplane out of the same material that "little black box is made of"
Why is they say....."The Early Bird catches the Worm", when the second mouse gets the cheese?
And who are "they"? anyway...

by shaveit addict January 19, 2013

Shave the Quail

1. Term used to denote taking the feathers off of game quail after the hunt before preparing for cooking.
2. A play on words for the popular phrase: "Save the Whales"..."Shave the Quails"

On the Official Website of Slab-City, there is a picture of the first guardshack upon entering Slab City, where the local residents painted "Shave the Quail", in protest of the hunting that diminishes the Quail population in the local desert area. A reference to hunters "shaving the quail" to eat, whilst the local population "saves the quails" by throwing out cracked corn to help them multiply.

by Quail Saver August 27, 2013

shaved pie

When a female shaves her pussy and it is hair less.

girl 1: My boyfriend said he like shaved pie.
Girl 2: what did you do.
girl 1: I shaved my pie for him...

by kilroy42 August 27, 2013

Shaved Ashley

Someone who feel need to constantly identify the gender of their date to the people they are talking to

He is such a Shaved Ashley, he told me multiple times that his prom date was female.

by Dingdingding12 March 15, 2016

Shave Her Saint Bernard

An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.

Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.

by JohnTesimo April 27, 2016