ShaveIt-Izm 

A statement or proposition that, despite sound (or apparently sound) reasoning from acceptable premises, leads to a conclusion that...
2. A seemingly absurd or self-contradictory statement or proposition that when investigated or explained may prove to be well founded or true.
3.A group of words established by usage as having a meaning not deducible from those of the individual words
4. A Question that really just does not have an answer.

I have listed 7 examples of a Shaveit-izm below
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Is it against the law to say "Hi" to your friend Jack, on an airplane?
Why is the word Bra singular but Panties plural?
Why do drive-thru ATM's have braille code on them?
Why does an average package of hot dogs come with 8 dogs, but a package of buns has 10?
Why don't they make the airplane out of the same material that "little black box is made of"
Why is they say....."The Early Bird catches the Worm", when the second mouse gets the cheese?
And who are "they"? anyway...

ShaveIt-Izm by shaveit addict January 19, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016