Selective Hearing

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!

girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Selective Ignorance

Claiming to not know about a subject in order to avoid a task or questions on said subject.

"Eli, get in here and do your math homework!"
"Dad, I don't know how to do subtraction with regrouping."
"Oh yes you do. Don't play the selective ignorance card with me."

by Big Mo 61 August 2, 2012

Semen Demon

Semen Demon Woman who appears possessed as she gives head usually during drug fueled orgies. Insatiable appetite for cum.

Went to the party and Kathy turned into a real Semen demon on every dude there.

by Pnpisforme March 3, 2019

Satan’s semen

A mixture of a four loko and milk

When your at a party and want to spice things up, challenge your friends to drink SATAN’S SEMEN

by Davoin Monkey Tail Ligma October 15, 2018

semen

oyster

His humongous oyster required she be given the Heimlich maneuver.

by KB October 8, 2003

bo selecta

Craig David Bullfuckinshit saying

re re wind whent he crowd say bo selecta, ooooo yeah

by Kamu Singh April 10, 2003

hate semen

Semen used instead of love but hate, to be hate semen'd is bad.

I totally got hate semen in her eyes

by epyon April 29, 2004