Definitions by epyon

skedump

A skedump occurs when one takes a shit and squeezes so hard that he stimulates his prostate and skeets.

Timmy sat on the toilet and squeezed until the giant fecal root shot into the toilet. The huge release tickled his prostate and he had a nice skeet.

skedump by EpYoN March 9, 2005

quarter life crisis 

When somebody finally realises that they are over 25, still hang around in the parks trying to get laid, still live with their parents, and need to do something more productive with their life.

Man i've wasted my life trying to lay young chicks, i could have been earning a living than earning the reputation of a sleazy pervert

quarter life crisis by epyon May 11, 2004

hate semen

Semen used instead of love but hate, to be hate semen'd is bad.

I totally got hate semen in her eyes

hate semen by epyon April 29, 2004