Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

by veggieHater April 29, 2021

Satans snatch

Satans snatch is when the sex and vagina is that perfect you overlook everything else that’s bad about them. It’s so good you fall under the Satans snatch spell.

I’ve been dating this girl and seeing red flags everywhere but I can’t stop seeing her. She’s got satans snatch. I’m trapped

by Miss Best July 9, 2022

Satan

the guy who everyone hates for no reason even though he punishes evil and has killed far less then god

satan is trying his best give him a break

by i fucked your mom and your dad July 20, 2022

Satans den

When you and your partner fuck in a smoldering hot shower

Guy: what do you say we turn up the heat in here?

Girl: you mean like satans den

Guy: yea

Girl: but my pussy is still burnt from last time

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022

satan’s piss

seltzer water

don’t give me that shit bro you drink satan’s piss instead of water

by antidevilpiss_advocate July 2, 2022

hellish satanic suffering

a heavy metal sensation amongst the underground, one of the best to exist

"hey man I bought tickets for the next hellish satanic suffering concert!"

by crusaderthefork (diabolical) August 8, 2022

Satanic Shitual

The smell left behind in a toilet after a nasty event

“Dude, I wouldn’t go in there for at least 10 minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it’s safe to say that something died in there”

by Meg A Tron August 8, 2022