hotter than satans cooter

when it’s hot somewhere

omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here

by anonymous September 23, 2023

Satan's fitte

A norwegian swear word meaning satan's pussy

Fy Faens satan's fitte

by Islendingen02 March 17, 2017

Satanic Jesus

Jesus with horns, a pitchfork and a devil's tail adorned with a crown of thorns. He has a shepherd's crook and a pentagram necklace. Ruler of Hellven. He walks on cloven hoof. You must forgive him for everybody's sins since he's taking responsibility for them.

"The rod and the staff of Satanic Jesus is the comforting key to eternal salivation!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023

Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.

Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.

by Jammin876 June 8, 2025

Satan

Gay losers that will burn forever

Satan took it up the butt basically liked someone so much kept touching umm.

by Gaybreillsamon July 21, 2021

Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

by veggieHater April 29, 2021

Satan's Jaw

When your std's got your face popping

My mate Vernon got Satan's Jaw last week, what a dickhead

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022