Swiners

People who think every time there is bird flu, swine flu, peanut flu or "what is today's flu", they will catch it or if they have a slight cough or cream their pants, they are infected. Swiners played hooky the day hand washing or prepping your food correctly was taught.

J- "Yo did you hear on the news there is a cat flu going around and I was sick all night. I think I have it and will die!!"

T- "Dude.. you sound like all the other swiners out there. Wash your hands and chill!"

by Sir Wabbit April 30, 2009

swinecation

the worldwide phenomenon called the swine flu that prevents large amounts of tourists and/or immigrants from coming into the us and other parts of the country. making it impossible to get to where they want to go because of illness, or the flu itself they are essentially on a "swinecation"

person: man I was really looking forward to going on that cancun summer vacation, now I have some of the same symptoms of the swine flu, looks like i'm having a swinecation instead staying inside my house recooperating

by backhandedhighfive May 24, 2009

Swineumonia

The pneumonia that occasionally follows cases of the swine flu. Literally, the worst thing ever, and the cause of many, many more jokes about man-pig relations.

"Hey, man. Are you feeling better?"

"No, now I've got swineumonia. FML."

by PiggyPneumo September 30, 2009

swinebola

The amalgamation of swine-flu and ebola into one super virus.

Most recently found in Dallas, Texas

"My Swinebola is acting up and I think I'm going to shit my guts out."

by CRad October 1, 2014

swineback

Naked in heels or flats.

The bouncers let her enter the club swineback, because it was after code hours.

by dress_hog May 21, 2021

swiney2

Professional ball itcher, swiney2 is called when you need your balls itch

"Man my balls itch, lemme call swiney2"

by not swiney2 September 19, 2021

Shineyism

n.

Shineyism - Noun used to describe a form of ownage/pwnage added to a random word which, despite the best efforts of the composer, sounds like a complete sack of shit.

Man 1 -"Dude, I just got gayowned"
Man 2- "FFS you total retard, that's such a Shineyism"

Teabagowned
Deep heatown3d
Bummingowned

by Hotdogsausageroll September 9, 2008