dirty storm

The act of pissing inside a girl while you have 3 Czechoslovakian midgets butt fuck a goat in the same room.

I picked up this bitch and dirty stormed in her ass.

by Tigerdicksmakemesick October 4, 2019

fudge tunnel storm trooper

The person at the back of an anal sexual encounter. While the term is most often used as a derogatory reference to homosexual men, it can equally well be applied to lucky bastard straight guys who find women who will let them fuck them in the ass.

Why don't you go back to your constituents and keep the fuck away from my son, you fudge tunnel storm trooper

by Joshua James October 9, 2006

arabian sand storm with goggles

When a male places his balls in someone's eyes,(much like an egg crate) and then farts in their mouth.

"Look, Alan's passed out, I'm gonna give that cougar tooth an Arabian sand storm with goggles."

by Lazer Hipnatico February 10, 2007

The Parking Garage Story

When a friend of yours tells such a bad story that it is forever titled in a mocking tribute.

The CSA told another awful story last night, just like the Parking Garage Story. He is such an awful storyteller, and he's short.

by Lendale Spellchekar September 11, 2009

Epic Toilet Story

Story of anything epic that happens while sitting on the shitter.

Guy 1 "I had just been prescribed Norvir, a powerful antiviral drug. Having only taken azidothymidine prior, I made the mistake of taking Norvir and then going to the video store. As I stood in line, I felt a tummy rumble, the likes of which had never been felt in this particular colon ever before. Within moments, the urge became too much to resist, so I dashed to the bathroom at the bar next door, since the video store had no john. At the bar, my anus gushed forth a river of noxious shit the likes of which I had never encountered before. Smelling of paint, and with sticking power to match, the bowl filled up with a volume of shit I never dreamed any colon could hold. After the disaster, i went to wipe, and found a long string of mucous dangling from my ass, presumably the former mucosal lining of my colon. I tried to avoid getting it on my hand but so stringy was the mucous, it was unavoidable. After washing my hands, ass, and the toilet seat, I left the bar, and tipped the bartender $5. To this day, I feel badly that I didnt tip $10."
Guy 2 "Thats one epic toilet story bro"

by derkaderkastan101 December 30, 2010

Any Port in the Storm

Sailor Dialect meaning, essentially: when you're in trouble, any way out is a good way out.
Y'see, back when people sailed the seven seas with reckless abandon, a crew was more likely to find the nearest port than to risk ship and crew in a life-threatening storm. This phrase is probably most applicable to the pirate-sorts, as this phrase suggests that anything is better than getting screwed, and pirates liked that sort of shady-around-the-edges shiznit.

(thunder, lightening.)
Pirate #1: 'Tis cap'n's orders ter drop anchor at the nearest port!
Pirate #2: Aye, any port in the storm, sez i.

Math Student #1: Dude, I may have cheated on that math test, but I stayed up all night watching reruns of Cheers! What else was I supposed to do?
Math Student #2: Hey, any port in the storm.

by Simon Floyd November 27, 2003

Stormzy effect

The stormzy effect is when you get young teenagers thinking they are maxed out and killing machines because they listen to Stormzy

"Why is that 12 y/o running around talking about popping MCs?" "Stormzy effect"

by RorySowersby April 2, 2017