slork

A slovenly, stupid person; a drooler. Derived from Scottish Gaelic sliopach: blubber-lipped

The guy is a walking pig - a real slork.

by Kodiakmac March 4, 2015

sporking

the act of spooning and forking at the same time. rather hard to do, i might add. in simpler terms... making out, cuddling, and having sex all at the same time.
not to be confused with the utensil spork

~dude, pass me that spork over there.
~i sporked your mom last night...
~SHUT UP

by mtc28 May 3, 2004

Sporking the Wolf

A common defense to wolf attacks when neither fork nor spoon are handy.

Andrea sure sporked that wolf.

Sporking the wolf is both educational and necessary when dealing with an angry wolf.

by Newby October 26, 2007

smork

The smoke that comes from a piece of pork, being cooked in a smoker.

Oh man, my girlfriend said my beard smelled like smork, she loved it!

by Hivs April 5, 2010

snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats

did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?

yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

by x2f101011 October 10, 2010

snorkling

When a pussy is so big that you can get your whole head in there and need snorkling gear to breath.

Man, she was so loose that I went snorkling.

by MR1119 December 20, 2007

sporking

when one person illegally spoons another person while they are already asleep/passed out. On the street its referred to simply as, "spoon rape."

Tory: (waking up and realizing) Alex!? Were you sporking me last night!?
Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor!
Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You spoon raped her! Sneak-a-spooning is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye!

by Cspearp December 15, 2011