Hivs's definitions

smork

The smoke that comes from a piece of pork, being cooked in a smoker.

Oh man, my girlfriend said my beard smelled like smork, she loved it!

by Hivs April 5, 2010

smorker

A person who regularly smokes large pieces of pork, either as their hobby or as their profession.

Hey John, you are a really good smorker, you should consider starting a restaurant.

by Hivs April 5, 2010

conspiracy deist

A person who believes in conspiracy theories but doesn't think they matter.

Jim is a conspiracy deist, he knows 9/11 was an inside job and doesn't care!

by Hivs July 29, 2012

PAUAMOYIOTT

Acronym for:
Please Avail Us All More Of Your Ignorance On This Topic

I was having a conversation about 'the special military operation' happening in Ukraine and instead of correcting people on how Air Defense works I should have just thought "PAUAMOYIOTT".

by Hivs August 3, 2022