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Japanese Speed Bump

When the male or female takes a cucumber and places it in the women's vagina, then takes a sledgehammer or some other sort of blunt object and smashes away at it.
Damn he gave me a great "Japanese Speed Bump" last night!
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need for speed

Phrase popularized by Tom Cruise in the film Top Gun and commonly applied to those who enjoy participating in activities involving high velocities, including aviation, sky diving, downhill skiing, and most forms of motorsports.
Motorcycle roadracers share a pathological need for speed.
need for speed by razer December 26, 2006

filipino speed stick 

a term in which a male ejaculates into a females armpits if she is hot/sweaty/tired etc. generally used if there is no deodorant in the area for perspiration.
Female: "oh man im so sweaty and i need deodorant i wish i had some".

Mike: "here how's about i give you a Filipino Speed stick to prevent you from sweating anymore and let you cool off"
filipino speed stick by that1Guy209 February 16, 2010

Human Speed Bump 

A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.
The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.
Human Speed Bump by slice60 February 22, 2008

half-speed 

The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.
"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".
half-speed by Jogana Jallenstrom October 29, 2009

Accepted Speed 

The speed that drivers really go on a road vs. the speed limit.
The speed limit on Coors is 45, but between Paseo and Montano the accepted speed is 60.
Accepted Speed by PersonL October 26, 2010