hayden simonetta

a very very very rich kid with a very very very big forehead. Boyfriend of Lily Dranko. He is a very nice kid and he loves to play with kenetic sand.

I wish i was as rich as that kid hayden simonetta.

by Hayden Simonatta January 20, 2019

Dick Simoned

When nick simone is having sex with your girl

My girl came back late this morning and she wasn't answering her phone all night, I was worried sick!
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned

by ninjamuffin289 June 5, 2023

se simoner

French for masturbating yourself

Il a trop envie d'se simoner

by gvny February 6, 2024

simong

username used by simon glover, the biggest gimp in the world.

Also can be used as a word to say to someone when they have done something wrong...

e.g. Jeff your such a simong

by Simon Glover May 10, 2005

Shmoned

To get owned, to say,act, or do something stupid. To get told off

Gabby got Shmoned on the tram at Animal Kingdom in Disney. "Please move to the inside"

by RYAN 3421 January 8, 2009

Simon Spice

The addition of exaggerated and/or fabricated facts to an average story.

Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.

by YoyoDance February 3, 2010

Simon JuJu

that one nerd in school you would never date but secretly, he's the best kisser in the world.

Omg that nerd looks like such a Simon JuJu

by peace808yo September 9, 2010